reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
Otters are fucking weird. I want ten.
Give me a whole basket of Otters please and thank you :D
You mean an Otterbox ^^^
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
You are batman. Bless you for saving that cat.
it’s the 4th of july.
if i like you, have a lovely holiday!
if i don’t, i hope you don’t throw the fireworks fast enough.
I AM VERY UPSET
I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT’S AN ALLEYGATOR I’M GONNA YELL
united steaks of america
there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this
I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.
I just can’t
how bad the puns on this site are getting
That is the best pun EVER
I laughed so fucking hard at this
he’s not even gonna be mad